Division 33™ Golf is a proud (and slightly unhinged) subsidiary of DIRTYTHREE, LLC — a company already known for taking itself just the right amount of not seriously. Born somewhere between a shanked drive and a poorly timed mulligan, Division 33 exists for golfers who believe in three things: hitting bombs, losing balls, and pretending it was all “part of the strategy.”
Let’s be clear — this isn’t your grandpa’s golf brand. Division 33 doesn’t promise to lower your handicap, but it will raise eyebrows and maybe your self-esteem, depending on how much you commit to the bit. Every shirt, sticker, and idea is designed for the golfer who’s fully aware they’re not making the PGA Tour — and fully fine with that.
Under the irreverent banner of DIRTYTHREE, LLC, Division 33 mixes clean design with unapologetic humor. Think of it as the rebellious cousin at the family BBQ — wearing a polo, but the buttons are undone just enough to make the pro shop nervous. The brand celebrates the absurd side of the game: the whiffs, the slices, the mysterious vanishing balls, and the lies (both the ones you tell your buddies and the ones you take on the fairway).
So no, Division 33™ Golf isn’t about being the best golfer on the course. It’s about being the funniest one. It’s a reminder that golf is supposed to be a game — not a personality disorder.
Welcome to Division 33™ — where every bad shot is just “strategic.”